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I’m so sorry for this! I managed to become increasingly caught up in my own life, and ended up completely neglected the couple of tumblr’s that I do run.
However, I’m back now, so send in more of your sexy, hilarious, or downright awkward sex stories :D
So my boyfriend and I are having sex in his room. HE DOESN’T HAVE A DOOR. So he’s on top of my thrusting and thrusting and his mom walks in and is like “OH ! I brought you guys Chinese food, I’ll leave it here.” and casually walks out. You’d think he would of stopped while she was doing that. He didn’t and she didn’t walk right away when she saw him mounting me. :|
so. this guy and i we were hanging out and drinking a bit. he had much more than me. and we ended up having sex. and like close to when i could tell he was about to come i smelt.. piss.. like straight up it smelt like pee. he all of a sudden was like “uhh.uhm i gotta go.” threw his pants on and i havent seen him since.
wooow, are you seriously trying to judge me on the number of sexual experiences i’ve had? and you know exactly who every single one of those posts belongs to, yeah?
sorry sweetie, maybe you’ll have to go somewhere else to get off on the fact that everyone else is having sex and doing worthwhile things with their lives while you sit at home running a shitty blog 24/7.